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I was close, but I became stumped by my door code and just couldn't quite make it inside.
Thankfully, I was smart enough to put all my clothes (and ID) in the washer that night, but it made for a very confusing and naked morning.
I had two options: Die like Elvis or call my little brother. And I wrecked any (not much) respect my little brother had for me.
He refused to pick me up, but I lived to tell the tale. Basically, the bathroom line at our college bar was too long, so in my inebriated state I thought I could run the half-mile home and make it.
I rushed to the bathroom and flushed my underwear down the toilet. On our last family ski trip, about a year-and-a-half ago, we went all the way to the top of the mountain for lunch, where I had mac and cheese and ate every last bite, not thinking anything of it.
I was having issues with the printer, and it was taking a little bit longer than expected.I got back to the dock, where I was standing in my bikini, cheering for my pal.My other pal looks down at my crotch and asks me what's in my swim suit.I just wasn’t quite able to make the 20-foot walk back home. Please read along as 11 brave adults tell us about times they pooped their pants. The rain was just one thing I ended up sloshing through that day.I had just gone out to lunch at a bougie restaurant with my friend, I ordered the burrata sandwich, despite being lactose intolerant.