Computer dating jokes
Visitors like you are making this a bigger and better site all the time. Prisca Sapientia: How many buttock imprints did this Balaam dude leave BEHIND (pun intended) by riding his ass to town?Did he invent the buttwalk or rather the original moonwalk?That man-invented holy fantasy book to which you refer has some hilarious passages.All went well until the voice told him to press the space bar.After studying the keyboard, Jim said, "I've got the latest model and it doesn't have a space bar." But after further explanation, he managed to find it.Last week we had someone on the phone who didn't even know where the space bar was!
An instructor was then sent to his house for training.
Proudly Little Mary replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!
A friendly voice explained step by step how his new machine worked.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in.
He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date.